January 2012
2 posts
MY KICK ASS BAND NAMES (2012 EDITION)
The Mars Travolta
The Croop
Pistola Peter
The Tom Collins
Eberts
Porcini
The Frazier Furs
Iraqatan
The JuJu Men
The Billies
Boot Snakes
December 2011
1 post
October 2011
5 posts
September 2011
3 posts
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Nice knowing ya.
“The scientific panel concluded that degeneration in the oceans is happening much faster than has been predicted, and that the combination of factors currently distressing the marine environment is contributing to the precise conditions that have been associated with all major extinctions in the Earth’s history.”
May 2011
4 posts
2 tags
I think the D in A.I.D.S. is for Draper.
– A friend that just started watching Mad Men
April 2011
8 posts
3 tags
"A prayer for my daughter" by Tina Fey
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Bea……uty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.
Guide her,...
March 2011
23 posts
I will burn away the sickness. →